Today’s post is one that I originally published a while ago. I changed it a bit hopefully for the better. So here it is again. Hope you like it!
Today’s post is supposed to be about an overheard conversation, wherever you may have heard it. Could have been anywhere, at home, in a coffee shop, a restaurant, etc. Not sure that this qualifies as an overheard conversation but it’s certainly a story that has been told and repeated many times in our family. And it bears repeating I think but I will let you be the judge of that.
My Mother was a great story-teller. She kept my girlfriends interest when they would come over to visit. Sometime the stories were about the supernatural and graveyards at midnight and would scare my friends so much that they were afraid to walk home in the dark of night. But they would always come back for more.
When Mother got older, she moved in with my youngest sister and her husband. My sister would take mother to all her doctor’s appointments and they usually stopped at a coffee shop on the way home.
This particular day when they went to a coffee shop they had frequented, they were seated at a table facing each other and there was a large mirror all around the restaurant taking up most of the wall, which mother was facing.
They had finished their sandwiches and were just enjoying their coffee and chatting. Mother said that she noticed these two women sitting nearby, who had their heads together and were chattering away.
“Don’t look now but those two women haven’t stopped to take a breadth since they came in, especially the older one,” mother said.
“No, don’t look, the older woman is really taking over the conversation. What a chatter box. The younger one can’t get a word in edgewise. Poor thing.”
“She is still at it! Going a mile a minute. Haven’t seen her stop flapping her lips since they got here,” mother said in an irritated voice.
Now my sister was going to turn around to see these two, who were annoying mother so much. “No, don’t turn or they’ll know we are watching them,” mother insisted.
But by this time, my sister was too curious and had to get a look at these two gossips especially the older one. So she turned slowly, pretending to pick up her dropped napkin and get a look at the women. When she turned back to mother, she was laughing so hard that tears were in her eyes. “Well I’m glad you think it’s so funny,” Mother said with a frown on her face.
“Mother, those two women you have been watching in the mirror are us! And here you are getting annoyed at yourself. Because you are that older woman.”
Well, mother’s face was red as a beet for a few minutes. When she thought about it, she had to laugh at herself. But then she said, “Oh, I guess you are going to tell everyone about it now!”
The story was passed around the family for years after, along with a lot of other stories about mother that were just too good to keep to ourselves.