My Aunt Wynne

A NEW DEAL?
A NEW DEAL?

My Aunt Wynne was a real dilly! There are other words that spring to mind but they are better left unsaid. My Mother and Wynne were sisters and she would come to visit quite frequently. We kids ranged in ages from twelve down to five. We all liked Wynne mostly because she was a lot of fun, she always had a joke or story to tell us. A lot of which was something we should not be hearing, like swear words or sometimes titillating subjects, usually when my Mother was not around.

My Mother would chastise Wynne sometimes but it never bothered her and she would keep doing it and we would keep listening to her. Wynne didn’t listen very well especially when someone told her she could not do something. She was a flapper in the days when it was popular to be one. One time, she tried to teach us the Charleston but we never seemed to catch on. Sometimes she would bring her current boyfriend and they usually brought goodies then, like ice cream or cookies. That’s one of the reasons we liked her so much.

One Christmas which was particularly hard for us as Father was gone to stay with his Mother, leaving us in the lurch with no food or means to buy any. This seemed to be happening on a fairly regular basis, more so it seemed after a new baby was born. I suppose the responsibility was too great for him. So Mother was our only means of support and she had to take care of us kids.

Wynne, knowing that Mother was not going to be able to get us much or anything for Christmas, thought she was helping by telling us this story. It was only a few days before Christmas and like all kids we were expecting at least one present. So Wynne gathered us all around and began, “You know kids something bad happened to Santa this year. The Police spotted him speeding in his car and they arrested him. So he is cooling his heels in jail right now and probably be there through Christmas. So he won’t be able to deliver your presents this year.” Tears started rolling down our faces, except twelve-year-old Anna, as she didn’t believe anymore. I was ten and beginning to waver but I still thought there may be a chance, so I was as devastated as the younger kids.

Mother had come into the room and caught Wynne in the act and said to us, “Aunt Wynne was just kidding, Santa is not really in jail and you will still be getting a few presents although not many. We went to bed happy then and Aunt Wynne was banished from our house for a time.

But over the years Aunt Wynne continued with her shenanigans and while we never quite believed her, it didn’t keep her from trying.

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